When to Replace a Ceiling Fan

  • If you've cleaned your fan but it still makes noise,
  • your fan is older than 10 years old,
  • you have a pull chain but want a wall or remote control,
  • your fan uses incandescent lights rather than new, efficient LEDs,
  • or if your fan does not have an efficient DC electic motor.
  • Modern fans have energy efficient, quiet DC motors. Many with ceiling fans with lights are now made with LEDs which are brighter and much more efficient.

Felix, Gas Log Expert at Hansen Wholesale

By Felix,
Ceiling Fan Expert
at Hansen Wholesale

Felix knows when to replace a ceiling fan. Today, he tells you the story of you. Your story is not so different from many other like you. They have called Felix. They have won the battle for peace and efficiency. Felix takes you through the when and how of replacing your ceiling fan.

Replace Your Ceiling Fan: Win the Battle for Peace and Efficiency

March 10th, 2017

"Wob wob wob wob wob wob," the incessant churn of your aging ceiling fan. It keeps you awake at night. You cannot sleep. You cannot rest. When exhaustion finally catches you and you slip away to slumber, you dream of a quiet evening with a ceiling fan that does not terrorize your family. You must replace your ceiling fan.

In the morning, he comes to you. "But I cannot sleep, my master!" stares your dog at you, warily wagging its tail. (Dogs stare, they don't talk, that would be weird.) But you can read your best friend's downtrodden face without a whimper.

You must do something. To save your family. To save your best friend.

To save...


While you shave in the morning, you look up and your bloodshot eyes narrow their focus. "It's time," you exclaim, firmly.

"Time for what?" your wife asks, with quizzical expression and a raised eyebrow.

"It's time..." you pause for added drama and raise your own eyebrow, "replace our ceiling fan."

"Oh, thank goodness," she replies, her face relaxing. "I'm so tired of that danged thing. I've been wondering when you were going to finally do something about it. Margie told me the other day that she was talking t..." and, as you often do, you stop listening to the yammer.

It's time for action. But you sense sudden anger.

Quick, salvage the situation. "Wait, what? Oh, sorry, yes dear. I'll pick up the kids today. Of course I was listening. Yeah, I got it. 2% from the grocery store after I pick up the kids. Yes, I know the brand you like." Good save, hero of the home.

Okay, now it's time for action.

You go to HansenWholesale.com. Good idea, you tell yourself. Your furry friend looks up at you in awe. And agreement.

You begin to imagine a life without a noisy, energy-sucking ceiling fan. There are so many beautiful choices. So many beautiful, quiet choices. So many beautiful, quiet, energy efficient choices. With remotes. And a lower electricity bill. Imagine all the things you can do with the billions of dollars you'll save every month!

Oh yes, buy a little dog food.

You've chosen your size and number of ceiling fans! Well done, intrepid outdoor ceiling fan explorer, well done.

But you're on the path now. You will soon get more sleep! And be much less annoyed. The future is bright, so long as you stay the course. You will replace your ceiling fan successfully.

Build quality. If you buy a new fan with superior build quality, it will last longer than this old rackety thing did. You will have many more years of peaceful rest with a light breeze.

And dimming LEDs. That practically never wear out! You would even impress Edison himself with the technological marvel on your screen.

But there are too many choices. Too... many. It's... it's paralyzing. And all you can hear is "Wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob". Impossible to concentrate. You must do something.

You Must Act!

Right now, we have a fantastic modern ceiling fan on special: the Emerson Luray Eco DC Ceiling Fan. The white one is the best deal, but we have this fan in other colors. Look, I wouldn't bother talking about it unless it was a phenomenal fan. I have plenty of choices. This ceiling fan is great. It has a DC Motor, so it's extremely quiet and efficient. It has bright LED lights, so there's no wasted energy there. It comes with many control options, so check that off your list.

If you don't like that one, we have plenty of other excellent choices.

So give me a call. I've been doing this for years. I'll give you guidance. I can easily help you replace your ceiling fan. As much as you want. I know these fans. DC Motors? I'll tell you all about them. Energy efficient while still making a nice breeze? I've got you - how many miles per hour do you want that breeze to be? LED lights? How many. Remote controls? Just how much control do you want? Total control..?

I got that.

Ask not what this ceiling fan expert can do for you. Ask…. well, actually, ask what this ceiling fan expert can do for you. That's a good place to start. And, if you call me, I may be able to get you an even better deal than any website. My number is 800 201 1193, extension 136.

Now go forth. Replace your ceiling fan with the help and knowledge of a person who has worked with ceiling fans for close to 20 years. We do it together.

But You will be the hero. I am just the sidekick. Well, another sidekick. Or Yoda. Whatever you like, you're getting side-tracked. The point is YOU are the hero.

So choose your ceiling fan, replace your ceiling fan, and throw out your old, noisy ceiling fan. It has no place in your life any more. Now you and your best friend can get a nice night of rest again. The old nasty noisy fan's reign of terror is over. Your family, once again, has peace.

"                                       ,                   ." That, right there, is the sound of your new, energy efficient ceiling fan.

And this time it will be your wife bragging about you, the hero, to Margie.

Thanks for coming by. I hope this helps!

- Felix
800-201-1193 x136
Ceiling Fan Expert, Hansen Wholesale